BallToucher AC/DC

Friday, September 10, 2004

The Razors Edge, or how I learned to stop being and idiot and love the album
Part 2.


Damn, Angus looks like what, 14 years younger?



The Razors Edge rocks. It rocks hard. Harder than a rock, harder than a stone.

It´s probably one of the best Brian albums, after the mighty Back In Black, Flick of the Switch and a third one I´ll leave to your choice.
It sounds powerful, raw at times, polished at some other times, fast and furious for the most part, a little catchy in a few spots, original and specially, ALIVE.
The way I see it, the band wanted to go back to the old straight-to-the-face kind of songs, specially after Blow Up Your Video. Blow had some true genious moments and a bunch of good ideas. But most of the songs seem to go nowhere, as if the Youngs didn´t know what to do with them. And forget about the production, Blow must have the worst production for a rock album EVER. Good job, George.

But anyway, all of that is missing in The Razors Edge. “Thunderstruck” is probably the last true anthem the band has recorded. When the album came out, we (well, some of us, the rest couldn´t see beyond their noses, see Part 1) were in awe seeing how this incredible band was still able to amaze and surprise audiences. The old AC/DC formula was well and alive, thank you. It was showing no age. “Thunderstruck” is the perfect example of how the Youngs can still write good AC/DC songs (sticking to the formula), and sound fresh and contemporary at the same time.



Go get'em, boy!



The problem with this song is, it was way overplayed. My advise to you is: forget about the song for a few months and then give it a listen, full blast. You´ll fall on your knees.
Another “problem” this song has, is the way it originated. “Thunderstruck” was written to open live gigs with, period. Just in the same way “For Those” was written to end them. It does not work in the middle of the set, it never will. Malcolm, man, when are you gonna realize it? Use it at the beginning or simply drop it. Go all the way, man. Do not try to please everyone, because that´s impossible.

But those good old “Thunder! Thunder!” ain´t all The Razors Edge has to offer. “Fire Your Guns” is pure, 100% AC/DC. I´ll never be able to understand how could anyone think otherwise. It is also one of the fastest, rawer and harder AC/DC songs. Think of it as “Whole Lotta Rosie” on steroids. And Brian sounds so powerful on this song, it´s just unbelievable. Just listen to this: “She got eyes of blue, body curves, and legs that´ll shake the EAAAAAAAARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I mean it, pick the album right now and listen to that particular moment. Listen to that “earth!”. That´s Brian giving it all, man. Taking no prisioners. Holding his balls hard and screaming his lungs out like there´s no tomorrow. I kinda miss that.


This guy´s balls are bigger than yours, granted



MoneyTalks”.
MoneyTalks” is TRE´s radio friendly song. Make no mistake, each post-1978 AC/DC album has at least one, so try to be fair with this one. People seem to have trouble listening beyond the chorus. Yeah, the chorus can get a little annoying once in a while, but hey, a chorus on its own does not make a song. There are other things worth of some consideration, y´know? One thing stands out from this song, and that´s the solo. Angus was specially inspired on this one. It´s one of Angus´s best solos……and I obviously mean “recent” solos (I consider TRE a recent album), because now they tend to be shorter and shorter. I wish Angus would go back to those cool and long solos, as in “Riff Raff”, but I digress. Anyway, this is a fun song, and the lyrics are great.

The Razors Edge” is, I believe, the closest to heavy metal AC/DC have ever got. It is still far from being metal, actually, but the song structure is reminiscent of some metal clichés. AC/DC fans are, for the most part, classic rock fans, so I can understand why this song doesn´t get the credit it surely deserves. Me, being also a heavy metal listener, consider this song one of this album´s highlights. It might not be a great song, but I like it if only for being a little bit different and original. Angus goes wild in the solo.

Mistress for Christmas”. This is the band fooling around. Nothing to die for, but fun once in a while. Not my favorite song on the album. Let´s move on…

to… “Rock Your Heart Out”. These two last songs prevent the SIDE ONE of this album from scoring an “A”. It reminds me of “Blow” in the way they had a great riff, but somehow the song does not find its core. Actually, the song is a true rocker until it gets to the “bridge”. Those long “roooooooooooock, rooooooooock” are weird, man. Something´s wrong in there, specially when they do it twice before the chorus kicks off the second time. It just doesn´t sound right to me. Not my piece of cake. But as in “MoneyTalks”, there are cool little parts you can enjoy if you want.. I like how the song ends, with Brian singing the line on his own and stuff. Also, it was cool to hear AC/DC sing about the good old Devil once again ;)


The dollars up, down, you better buy the pound!



I didn´t want to write a full review, mostly because you´ve already read a hundred of them. So I´ll skip a couple of songs, and go straight to one of my all time back-to-back faves: “Shot of Love” and “Let´s Make It”. I think these two, specially the first one, are the truly gems on this album. Once again, all the “flaws” this album is supposed to have, are nowhere to be found. Fairbairn´s production is not even noticeable (apart from the drums, I mean), the riffs are great, the vocal melodies very cool, and the solos great. “Let´s Make It” gets a bit repetitive near the end, but that´s about it.

As I said, what I like the most about this great album is how FRESH it sounds. It´s still the same AC/DC we all love, but with a few details here and there that made it very, very contemporary. Somehow, that spontaneity was lost 5 years later in “BallBreaker”, and the band sounds tired and unexpired in “Stiff Upper Sleep” (sorry Cali!). But that´s another story that should be told….oh, you know the drill.


Did I tell you about this guy´s balls before?

Thursday, September 09, 2004

The Razors Edge, or how I learned to stop being an idiot and love the album
Part 1.



This is a nice cover too. Different yes, but nice



It´s been 14 years since TRE was released. 14 years!! Think about it, by the time TRE came out, only 10 years had passed between the mighty Back in Black and this album. The thing is, Back in Black can easily be dated as an early 80´s album. Now, go ahead and date The Razors Edge... this guy sounds like it was recorded yesterday!!. It is timeless, not as in Powerage timeless, but timeless in the actual meaning of the word.

Now, some people can´t stand TRE. It has become, somehow, an "in" thing to do. Despising TRE is the "cool" thing to do among some AC/DC socalled fans. Usually, people that think this way are, to my surprise, older fans. Younger folks are -for the most part- capable of keeping up with the times, and -also for the most part- don´t make a big deal out of anything. Thank God.

Older people couldn´t stand Bruce Fairbairn´s exceptional production. They thought (and still do) it made the album sound "unlike AC/DC" , without realising what a stupid thing to say that is. You know, I could understand a given tribute band not being capable of making an album that would actually sound like AC/DC. That´s hard stuff! Only AC/DC can sound like AC/DC. Well, DOH, right? These people can´t understand that anything the band records will sound as AC/DC no matter what. Why? Well, because they are AC/DC . Easy as fuck.

This image became an instant classic


Nobody knows better than the Youngs how AC/DC sounds like, and specially HOW AC/DC should sound like. The Razors Edge didn´t alter the way AC/DC sounded, all of their three chords were there, the simplistic drum beat was there, the minimal bass rhythm was there. Brian´s screaming were there.
What the fuck is the problem, then?
As an incredible way of showing off their stupidity, they blamed the "failure" on this man:

Phil can´t do Thunderstruck for shit, Ang. Let me in!


I bet good old Chris would freak out if he knew he gets all that shit for his work on TRE. I bet he doesn´t know he had such POWER over AC/DC. I mean, the guy kept the now famous 4x4 AC/DC drum beat, and added a few little touches here and there. To some people, that ruined the album. Talk about making a big deal out of nothing! Even the Youngs liked what he did, but once again...it seems like some fans know better than AC/DC< themselves. Quite odd!

Now, knowing that they couldn´t blame everything on poor good old Chris, who was left? Obviously, the Youngs were free of any fault, because they´re the Youngs, right? So...let´s see, let´s see......oh, yeah, here´s another guy declared "guilty" for making AC/DC sound timeless one more time:


Guilty! You made AC/DC a big number once again!



Bruce Fairbairn didn´t change a thing, he didn´t add a ballad, he didn´t add pianos...he didn´t even add Women choruses (I always thought that would had worked cool in "MoneyTalks!". Just kidding). All he did was, and rightly so I´d say, add a few samplers here and there. THAT´S ALL. You can hear a few samplers during the tittle song, another few in "If You Dare"...I mean, no big deal. And the eerie voices in TRE tittle song, are awesome. Open your mind, people. Just relax.

yet, this very same people don´t seem to have a problem with a bell toll or even a fucking cannon blast. That can be included in any AC/DC album, no problem, but if Bruce includes a few laughs at the beginning of "If You Dare"...then it is the end of the world. There´s a name for that, it´s called hypocresy or not having a clue about anything.


Other than the infamous samplers, I might understand "Thunderstruck" was a little overproduced, but hell, that song was ASKING for it. And sorry, but "MoneyTalks" does NOT sound more "poppy" than...let´s say "You Shook Me".

But now I´m getting into the songs themselves, and that´s another story that will be told some other time.

We love that album, it made us richer than hell!